guffus
Another word for a grumpy and unappreciative girlfriend. Used in the same context as the word "missus".
guffus by The Grumpus January 18, 2011
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guffufel
A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all. Often comedic in nature or having, in the least, whimsical undertones.
Alternative spellings: guffufal, guffufle, gerfuffle, kaffufal, kaffufel and kerfuffle.
My Dad, B. Fathers, often spoke of a "kaffufal valve". I took it that a kaffufal valve would be the type of thing used or found on one of Professor Branestawms' inventions popularised in a series of books by Norman Hunter.
See: Author Norman Hunter and in particular W. Heath Robinsons' illustrations of Professor Branestawms' inventions/contraptions to understand about kaffufal valves and you will see the connection between guffufel and a kaffufal valve.
Guffufel - A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all.
Kaffufal valve - An unnecessary device used on a unnecessary machine that tends to lead to a lot of comedic fuss about nothing much at all.
Alternative spellings: guffufal, guffufle, gerfuffle, kaffufal, kaffufel and kerfuffle.
My Dad, B. Fathers, often spoke of a "kaffufal valve". I took it that a kaffufal valve would be the type of thing used or found on one of Professor Branestawms' inventions popularised in a series of books by Norman Hunter.
See: Author Norman Hunter and in particular W. Heath Robinsons' illustrations of Professor Branestawms' inventions/contraptions to understand about kaffufal valves and you will see the connection between guffufel and a kaffufal valve.
Guffufel - A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all.
Kaffufal valve - An unnecessary device used on a unnecessary machine that tends to lead to a lot of comedic fuss about nothing much at all.
Two women at a 10% off sale in the ladies underwear section of a store, were fighting over this one last bra. They were tugging and pulling until suddenly the bra ripped in half. Each women, sweating, puffing and panting walked off, triumphant, with half a bra each.
Two male staff members who witnessed this titty covering tug'o'war, wondered why it was sooo important to get the bra or even one half of it and whatever would they do about their homeless titty? Turning to each other one of the staff persons remarked to the other "what a f'kin guffufel, silly pair of Guff Buckets."
Two male staff members who witnessed this titty covering tug'o'war, wondered why it was sooo important to get the bra or even one half of it and whatever would they do about their homeless titty? Turning to each other one of the staff persons remarked to the other "what a f'kin guffufel, silly pair of Guff Buckets."
guffufel by Rod Fathers (see Guff Bucket) November 1, 2013
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guffmusket
16th century procedure of omitting gas from the rectum whilst simulating the whoooosh, flash, crack sound of a long barrelled rifle being fired!
guffmusket by Matd June 16, 2008
guffs
guffs by Greg Shearer---common scotland! December 25, 2003
gufus
a gufus is someone who is half punk , half hippie but with
a geeky twist and dosent fit in with the norm and lives in a common ghetto with fellow gufus,
often identified with polo shirts , tshirts , rugby tops, jeans , trainers, canvas shoes , three quarters, braces , chewing gum middle classe / working class (15- 30 year olds) persons who lives on benifits and hates work.
common colours red , black , blues, tans , green , milliatary colours
short millitary hair cuts are common and well assoiciated with gufus's
a geeky twist and dosent fit in with the norm and lives in a common ghetto with fellow gufus,
often identified with polo shirts , tshirts , rugby tops, jeans , trainers, canvas shoes , three quarters, braces , chewing gum middle classe / working class (15- 30 year olds) persons who lives on benifits and hates work.
common colours red , black , blues, tans , green , milliatary colours
short millitary hair cuts are common and well assoiciated with gufus's
broccoli guffs
When a person consumes a large amount of broccoli, the next day they may find that they experience a high level of very bad smelling flatulence. This is the phenomenon known as 'Broccoli Guffs'
broccoli guffs by Sexpest666 November 25, 2009
Guyfused
Being confused between two guys
Being confused about a guy
Wondering about received mixed signals from various guys.
Being confused about a guy
Wondering about received mixed signals from various guys.
Laura- So he tells you he loves you, and the next day...?
Kate- He didn't call!
Laura- wow, you must be really guyfused
Jenna- Nick is really nice, but Chris is so much more attractive
Dylan- So who are you going to ask to Sadie Hawkins?
Jenna- I dont know! I am so guyfused!
James- I love you, and thats why I have to leave
Marissa- That makes no sense! You are so guyfusing!
Kate- He didn't call!
Laura- wow, you must be really guyfused
Jenna- Nick is really nice, but Chris is so much more attractive
Dylan- So who are you going to ask to Sadie Hawkins?
Jenna- I dont know! I am so guyfused!
James- I love you, and thats why I have to leave
Marissa- That makes no sense! You are so guyfusing!
Guyfused by AdeleBeautiful01 November 29, 2010
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