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The act of having your roomba run over feces and then spreading it on the floor and walls.
I came home last night to find my house Geoffed. Now I have to buy a new roomba!
Geoffed by 10snails June 5, 2016

Get/Got Geoffed 

When you're pranking someone, or they make a mistake, or something negative happened to them. They just got geoffed.
Person 1: *Click's link and leads to a site you wouldn't wanna know*
Person 2: Get geoffed!
Person 3: Man just got geoffed!
Get/Got Geoffed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get/Got Geoffed by GeoffStans December 2, 2020
To say something in an agitated fashion, Gruffed is the combination of 'Grumble' and 'Huffed', gruffing is similar to 'scoffing' only it is a response where the individual is being much more direct and snide about their frustrations and feelings towards the issue and often tries harder to solicit a response even if unintentionally and the execution tends to be more crude in nature.
"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."
Gruffed by Muttemor May 12, 2021

Geoffed It 

Make a mistake that can not be rectified. Produce scrap. Traditionally used in Mechanical Engineering workshops around Keighley.
Its Geoffed, I've Geoffed It
Geoffed It by ollyowl April 25, 2011

You Dun Geoffed 

When you pull "a Geoff", like goofing or failing at the obvious.
I'm pulling this door, it won't open." "It's a push door." "Oh." "You dun geoffed"
A verb to the Bass singer from Voiceplay called Geoff Castellucci.

1: Means to blunder or fail, or to mess up in the most awesome way possible.

2: to do something Geoff would do or otherwise deny that he did it.

“I did not Geoff that take! Y’all are geoffed up!”
„I'm sorry, I totally geoffed that!“

Dont geoff it!“
geoffed by voicegay May 14, 2021