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to have let off excess wind through the anus
"Cyril mate have you goffed?"
goffed by The Heed December 20, 2006
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To put cocaine in ones rectum
Yo i got cought by the cops but i goffed my cocaine
Goffed by Jonnighs May 13, 2008

you dun goofed 

When you have committed an act in which "consequences will never be the same again"
You dun goofed!
you dun goofed by Don Goof July 16, 2010

Done Goofed 

The kickass way of saying you fucked up, real bad.
"Dude I just sent my nudes to Stevie"
"You done goofed"
Done Goofed by Pedalphile March 13, 2015
what you done did.
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BECAUSE YOU DONE GOOFED.

You Done Goofed 

It means you really really fucked up. You will probably will end up in cyberjail, where the consequences will never be the same.
Jessi Slaughter's Dad: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER?!!!
Troll: O shit..
Cyberpolice: You done goofed..
You Done Goofed by partikk July 18, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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