Groffer
If one of your friends, posts on facebook "Omg, soooo excited!!! <3 <3 " Then they, are being a groffer.
Groffer by b-costello December 13, 2010
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Groffer • graffer • geoffery • griffer • Goffer • Groofer • Geoffers • geoffery dickens • Geoffery Patterson • ghoffer
Geoffery
Geoffery is a striking male who uses his charm and wits to woo any situation in his favor. He cares about those close to him and gives outstanding head. His appearance is gentle, yet dominant and he is known for smelling good.
He is most definitely alpha and recognizes when important people (especially women) close to him need his help. He is intuitive and fun! He only gets frustrated when compared to a Jeffrey/Geoffrey.
He is a rare commodity to be cherished.
He is most definitely alpha and recognizes when important people (especially women) close to him need his help. He is intuitive and fun! He only gets frustrated when compared to a Jeffrey/Geoffrey.
He is a rare commodity to be cherished.
Geoffery by ArmarilloArmadillo December 19, 2020
Groofer
Wow... she is some groofer !
Goffer
Goffer by Thesmartguy January 30, 2009
Goffer
an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.
"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"
"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."
"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."
Goffer by Janice McGee April 6, 2013
dirty old gruffers
dirty old gruffers by Fen Boy Fuming February 5, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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