by I.B. Rooted August 7, 2014
The murderous process where someone stretches out another persons ear lobes to the point that they are able to choke the person with them, after this the person uses melon bolers to extract the eyeballs from the eye socket and places two dollops of C4 in their place (with two little electric detonators so it looks like the poor patron has eyes) after wards a tiny little goofy hat is placed on the victim's head. The C4 is then detonated leaving a depiction of something that looks exactly like Goofy from the Disney cartoons
Internet failsation Jessica Slaughter's father went on a Goofing rampage when he found out that her daughter was being cyber bullied, lets just say they Dun Goof'd
by emanyell June 14, 2011
Jesica: So what you and ted doing
Brittney: we goofing in the Walmart parking lot
Jessica: oh so y’all had sex
Brittney: we goofing in the Walmart parking lot
Jessica: oh so y’all had sex
by Daddy gang64853 December 3, 2019
In lieu of goofing off at work, this is the act of actually avoiding the office all together to go golf. This is typically misrepresented as client or employee development. If consistently done with the same group it is referred to as a Strategic Networking Alliance Group (SNAG). Most commonly used by management and outside sales.
by Pagoda75 May 8, 2008
my boyfriend eli is a goof goof
by emi_hopeeee96 November 7, 2020
my boyfriend eli is a goof goof
by emi_hopeeee96 November 7, 2020
what you done did.
by kayteeelizabeth.tumblr.com July 20, 2010