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Gritchypoo
Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.
Gritchypoo by Gritchard October 23, 2011
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Gilchy
That gilchy always makes me laugh as much as videos of arrogant monkeys fighting in discourse about an economic crisis in Djibouti
Gilchy by BougieCat32 September 25, 2023
grilch
Grilch is a food that contains a combination of rice, cheese, seasoned beef crumble and Tim curry spice all cooked together in a number 10 can to create a tasty dinner. This meal orginiated at YMCA Camp Silver Creek located in Oregon. Grilch stands for ground beef, rice, indescribable, love and cheese
gritchy
-- gritty and itchy and frustrating
-- anxiety inducing
-- annoying
Beginning in southern Ontario Canada, specifically Burlington, "Gritchy" has been in ever expanding use since the late 1960's
-- anxiety inducing
-- annoying
Beginning in southern Ontario Canada, specifically Burlington, "Gritchy" has been in ever expanding use since the late 1960's
gritchy
-- The frog had a back that looked like a crumpet, pocked with little holes where it incubated its tadpoles. I wanted to scratch that crumpet-back with my fingernails, it was gritchy looking.
-- Her tooth grinding made a gritchy sound.
-- The broken bone was healing nicely, but not being able to scratch inside the plaster-of-paris cast was gritchy.
-- It gritched me out to listen to her lisping french accent.
-- Wearing a wooly sweater covered in burrs was gritchy enough, but he was also scraping his fingernails across the blackboard.
-- Tearing down a motorcycle, and putting it back together, only to find you've got one mystery-part left over gives you that gritchy anxiety you feel in your solar plexus, but worse.
-- Baby's cradle-cap looked like bark, and its eyelids were pinky-red like it suffered from some kind of gritchy vitamin deficiency.
-- Her tooth grinding made a gritchy sound.
-- The broken bone was healing nicely, but not being able to scratch inside the plaster-of-paris cast was gritchy.
-- It gritched me out to listen to her lisping french accent.
-- Wearing a wooly sweater covered in burrs was gritchy enough, but he was also scraping his fingernails across the blackboard.
-- Tearing down a motorcycle, and putting it back together, only to find you've got one mystery-part left over gives you that gritchy anxiety you feel in your solar plexus, but worse.
-- Baby's cradle-cap looked like bark, and its eyelids were pinky-red like it suffered from some kind of gritchy vitamin deficiency.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"