Hover-grating 

A careless method of grating cheese by holding the block of cheese and grater high above the food, causing it to disperse everywhere but the intended dish.

Characterised by fragments of grated cheese found everywhere around the kitchen afterwards - often accompanied by a larger, dry block of remnant cheese left out for many days after said cheese-grating incident.

Particularly common in Rootes P 2nd kitchen, and generally anywhere inhabited by a German-Italian partnership.

Dude 1: "Awww wtf Jasper, there's cheese everywhere on the table again!"
Jasper: "Sorry dude, Francesco and I made pesto pasta last night and we were hover-grating the cheese over it."
Dude 1: "Aw not again dammit."
Pit: "In Luxembourg..."

Hover-grating is the only way to truly enjoy a German-Italian dish.

Hover-grating by rootesp2nd March 3, 2011

groin-grabbingly good 

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

groin-grabbingly good by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Grating 

Something that's nagging and then builds up inside and eventually turns into an annoyance.

"I know something you don't know!"

... (Conversation carries on and the 'something' still hasn't been told)

"Please just tell me! It's grating on me now!"

Grating by a-benni December 27, 2011

Cheese Grating 

The act of biting down softly while giving head, so the teeth are gently scraping the wang. Not meant to shock the male, but just to startle him enough to make him pay attention and not start thinking of something else while he is sitting back.

Bro 1: "Yo brosef! I heard you got some last night from that girl at the bar! How was she?"

Bro 2: "Well it was going pretty good. She was suckin' on my thang and I was just sitting there thinking about lax and stuff, when she started cheese grating me out of nowhere. It was kind of weird, but pretty rad at the same time.

Cheese Grating by Old Saggy Man May 19, 2008

cheese grating 

to absolutely destroy an opponent

I played Halo the other day and was cheese grating a bunch of aliens!

cheese grating by faggotchomper November 15, 2014

grating the cheese 

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

grating the cheese by Hexis August 21, 2008

Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation

Richard walked in on James Grating the monkey

Grating the monkey by Misfiit April 6, 2011