Hexis's definitions

Peripatextic

adj. Able to walk and text message at the same time, avoiding obstacles without ever having to look away from one's fingers.

While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.

by Hexis October 16, 2009

Santa Claws

Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.

Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.

by Hexis December 24, 2009

Ure

1) Any crack in a couch that swallows things.

and, by extension,

2) A crotch, usually dirty.

Origin: Onomatopoeic.

1) Where's the remote control? Umm... check in the ure.

2) I would ask her out, but I hear she's got a filthy ure.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

Jag

To party really hard, especially with alcohol.

I jagged my face off.

He out jagged his own body and now he's paying for it.

I'm so jaggin' right now.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

Side-Jag

A smaller group at a party, who, though not joining the main group, are nonetheless jagging pretty hard. See Jag

We didn't really know anyone at Mike's kegger so we just side-jagged all night.

Whoa, you guys have a pretty nice little side-jag going on over here.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

crack a crunch

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

salad side

The short-side on a goalie, the weaker of an opponent's two sides.

He swooped in off the wing and tried to stuff the puck salad side.

He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.

by Hexis August 21, 2008