The fundamentalists, also known as fundies or by their Latin classification Homo Phobius, are a subspecies of humanity distinguished by their phobia (simultaneous fear and hatred) of most people who differ from them in any way, based on their extreme religious conviction.
The threat of eternal physical torture in the mythical flaming demon zoo known as "Hell" is the fundies' primary method of insulting others. They base this conviction on millenia-old books of badly-written tribal customs, myths and genealogy which have been mistranslated many times by other fundies. In the case of the Muslim fundie, these books are contained in the Koran, while the Christian fundie worships the Bible.
The brain of the "Christian" fundie, while generally underdeveloped and often host of outlandish delusions, has a large capacity for memorization of Bible verses (or in the case of the Islamic fundie, Koran verses), often in the Shakespearian English of the King James Version, as this is less easily understood, and thus more easily twisted into the basic fundie message, which is "hate thy neighbor." Fundies, however, occasionally use the euphemism "love thy neighbor" (a rare example of non-literal fundie language) to convey the same idea.
Fundie dogma, along with what has already been mentioned, includes the concepts that differences between individuals, differences often so insignificant as to be unnoticeable without spying, should be the basis for undying hatred of those who posse...
1)The philosophy held by douchebag
s, holding that no one other than themselves (or perhaps their close associates) matters in the least bit, and thus that other human beings can and should be treated like complete excrement for little or no reason (and often for selfish reasons). Closely related to fascism
, which has been practiced by control freak
s such as Adolf Hitler.
2)The act of putting this philosophy into practice.
1)Some notable (historical and otherwise) adherents of douchebaggery: Josef Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, George W. Bush, Adolf Hitler, Andrew Jackson, George Lincoln Rockwell, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan
2)Examples of douchebaggery in practice, varying in scope and intensity (in the order of the above adherents): fascism; violent political oppression; winning an election through obvious fraud and subsequently invading Iraq based on admitted lies; the Holocaust; the genocide of the Native Americans; the founding of the American Nazi Party; more violent political oppression; declaring jihad on an entire country and slaughtering 3,000 innocent cubicle workers as part of it; declaring a War on Drugs based largely on the delusion that "every one of those goddamn bastards out to legalize marijuana is a Jew" (direct quote from President Richard Nixon); treating the Constitution and the natural environment as a set of obstacles to be overcome.
Trolling is the act of purposefully antagonizing other people on the internet, generally on message boards. When done in a moderated internet community, this can result in banning. When done to uptight people such as fundie
s, this can result in hilarity
Apparently I can't post links here, so I can't give a good example of trolling. Sorry.
The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology is a popular and global cult
which holds the paranoid
belief that all scientific studies regarding illegal drug
s are liberal
conspiracies and thus completely false, and that all illegal drugs
are without exception Satanic
, immoral, life-ruining, addictive, and deadly. The actions of this cult are oriented towards demonizing and incarcerating all illegal drug users, and in some cases removing them from the earth in some type of Holocaust
(see Rush Limbaugh
). They strongly and unquestionably support the war on drugs
. The official term for all those who disagree with them in any way is "pro-drug."
Many organizations are involved in this cult, including the PDFA
, and various pharmaceutical companies, as well as almost all fundie
groups. The cult has no official leadership, but the US government and U...
A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson
Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!
folklore, the lib'ral is a legendary animal of unkown origin, with supernatural powers which it uses to exclusively evil ends. Many ancient anecdotes relate the power of the lib'ral to control the minds of others, and as the legends go, this power is mainly used to distort the media's depiction of reality. How this feat is achieved is not understood, as it has often been observed that media
outlets are more often owned by Republicans
. According to legend, the lib'ral often enjoys using its considerable powers for the following other dastardly
deeds (this is not a complete list:
-questioning the administration
-legalizing drugs (oddly, these attempts have not yet been successful)
-reducing average personal hygiene
-getting 10-year-olds addicted to crack
-stealing vintage automobiles, and using them to committing fornication
frequently and easily
Practically any mishap or problem in the life of the Republican
can and will be blamed on the lib'rals.
Pete: You seen that news report today on (insert channel here)?
Jerry: It almost made them Muslims
look like human
beings! Damn them lib'rals in the media
Vern: Dang, Joe-Bob, someone done run off with mah wife, my hounds and mah penis enlarger
Joe-Bob: It's them lib'rals at work again!
The PDFA or "Partnership for a Drug-Free America" is a neo-fascist propaganda
organization who advocates the elimination of all illegal drug use, using retarded television
ads which the U.S. government has repeatedly proven to be completely ineffective. It is well known for comparing all illegal drug
users to terrorists
through the retard
-logic that since some terrorists make money by selling drugs (mainly opium and heroin), any illegal drug user is a proud sponsor of terrorism. By this logic, those who buy gasoline and diamonds should also be demonized and imprisoned, as these are also large sources of income for terrorists. Other ads of theirs make the same hilarious
and flagrantly false claims as early 1920's reefer madness
films, namely that marijuana will transform you into a murderer and/or rapist and/or teenage whore
As their name implies, the PDFA support a historically unprecedented goal, the "drug-free society." This qualifies them as loonies
. The fact that their ads have no effect ...