Grandstand

To show obvious wealth, like flexing without trying.

John: I'd pick up the Maserati because I want something that grandstands more, like a lambo

by Mom i swear to god June 23, 2018

grandstanding

"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.

"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."

by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

grandstander

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander

Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.

by Denekawa May 11, 2017

grandstanding

Showing off.

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.

by y20degrees May 8, 2004

grandstander

An attention seeking whore.
Normally also a low-rent troll.

Donald Trump called Comey a grandstander.
Every time he opens his slit he projects.

by 29gts11 August 27, 2020

Grandstanding

To receive fellatio while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet instead of the bowl.

"John keeps talking about how he got a lumpkin AND upper decked somebody the other night."

"Nah, he was just grandstanding - "

by HCGATOR07 December 4, 2009

grandstand

a place to sit at a big rodeo. often full of drunken buckle bunnies lookin for a good time, and dirty old men who love looking at my tight cowgirl ass. grandstands are probably found in other sports as well.

the drugstore cowboy and buckle bunny were falling all over each other while 'watching the rodeo' from the backseat of the grandstand.

by cowgirl_tater May 7, 2004