lumpkin

The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.

After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.

by Marklar August 18, 2004

lumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

When joe is taking a shit, instead of reading a magazine, joe calls his girlfriend over to give him a lumpkin.

by miamiheatonfire3 March 29, 2006

lumpkin

getting oral sex while taking a dump

"did u hear, tom got lumpkin last night

by jon the pimpmaster flex March 24, 2006

lumpkin

a man taking a shit and getting a blow job

also a town in georgia

that lumpkin made her stink for days

by smoogrish December 17, 2006

lumpkin

getting a blowjob while taking a shit on the toilet.

Andrew: Dude Sasha gave me a lumpkin last night!

Joe: Forreal?!

Andrew: Yeah, she blew me while I took a shit.

by bl0ndiee1026 August 30, 2010

lumpkin

A lumpkin is a extremely beautiful yet misterious girl who who you see very often but know nothing about. She may seem shy and cute at first but when you get to know her she can have a bad girl side to her.

a lumpkin is NOT when a guy gets a blow job wile pooping!!

that girl over there...herd shes pretty lumpkin

by ashleyfdf September 16, 2007

lumpkin

an extremely lumpy pumpkin

The pumkin patch was loaded with a bunch of old, little lumpkins.

by ApolloThe Great July 16, 2006