3 definitions by HCGATOR07
The grossest poop of all.
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -
by HCGATOR07 April 21, 2010
"John keeps talking about how he got a lumpkin AND upper decked somebody the other night."
"Nah, he was just grandstanding - "
"Nah, he was just grandstanding - "
by HCGATOR07 December 4, 2009
The magical powers that define when and if your internet will work for no logical reason. They are occasionally wooed by begging and/or excessive force to computer equipment (although the latter can also upset them beyond reconciliation).
I spent three hours trying to connect to Comcast and then suddenly the Internet Fairies smiled upon me.
by HCGATOR07 April 18, 2011