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gorpuscle 

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.
Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.
gorpuscle by joseph blough October 26, 2022
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gropper-time 

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.
"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."
gropper-time by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009
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dirty Goppert 

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.
Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!
dirty Goppert by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019
that little strip of paper that is left when you rip a page out of notebook. once detached, those little shreds of paper fall on the ground, get everywhere, etc.
my notebook is perforated, but whenever i pull a page out, all these gorpkins get everywhere.
gorpkins by Katie Dubleyu April 26, 2008
To describe something or someone that looks gross, horrible or ugly.
Ashleigh: Mate, have you seen his new haircut? He looks really gopping!
Terri: I know mate, Tayler's got more hair in his eyebrows.
Gopping by Judithm8 March 15, 2015

gorpcore 

fashion design that is influenced by outdoors style, such as fleece jackets, fanny packs, windbreakers, puffy jackets, parkas, and hiking boots. rich people go glamping (glamourous camping) and wear gorpcore clothes. it will influence menswear more because it's like men's camping and hiking gear but with more special attention to design detail and fashion. the irony is that most people wearing gorpcore will never go camping. imagine a normal fleece jacket with a designer logo on it.
guy 1: hey, can you grab my wallet out of my fanny pack?
guy 2: where did you get a red fanny pack?

guy 1: balenciaga... all the ones at rei were black. i wanted to make a fashion statement.

guy 2: ahhh, gorpcore.
gorpcore by Xtiaanity May 27, 2017
I spilled oil, spaghetti sauce and clam juice on my hands, and now they are all gorpy.
gorpy by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010