notebook

The "professional" name for a laptop.

Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.

by thejamdude January 06, 2006

notebook

The new word for "laptop". Probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone's bollocks get toasted off - "notebooks" do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn't insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.

The progression of technology can be a curse. This new "notebook" is so hot, I can't even use it on my lap for twenty minutes without feeling ill.

by ShaunC193 August 19, 2008

notebook

lots of pieces of paper that are bound together by a wire or glue. It's cool

I'm going to write in my notebook today!!

by christina_0223 May 10, 2005

notebook

head; anytime you watch The Notebook with a girl you are bound to get head thus it being called notebook

Yo I just got notebook in blockbuster!!

by KingNani May 01, 2006

notebook

a portable computer that gets to hot to put on your lap, so it mainly stays off your lap, like on the table or somethin' like that. mostly gaming notebooks

person 1: i just got a gaming notebook today :)
person 2: don't u mean laptop?
person 1: no i can't put it on my lap, it will burn my lap alive while playing a game! especially crysis!
person 2: ya, don't burn yourself now.. XD

by X64-Brendon August 22, 2008

the notebook

The world's greatest example of a chick flick. Based off a book by Nicholas Sparks (of A Walk to Remember fame, so you know what you're getting from the start), it follows two Southern teenagers (played by Ryan Gosling, who every girl who's ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and Rachel McAdams, who is much more palatable in Wedding Crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. Being male, I didn't keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: I just kept handing the girl I was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the Chicago White Sox score.

Girl: OMG I LUV THE NOTEBOOK!!111!!1
Guy: Oh god, here we go again...

by kev07 August 19, 2006

Notebooked

Term used to describe a girl who makes a boy sad and emotional from watching the film "The Notebook".

Girl 1: How you get him to be so sensitive
Girl 2: I notebooked him.

by PolandSpring June 11, 2006