When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.