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(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave
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A microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit. my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff!
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Gods gift to single men. I put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself!
Friend: What are you gonna make for dinner? Me: Eh... prolly some left over mac 'n' cheese Friend: But you cant cook it again, its already made! *I put the mac 'n' cheese in the microwave and set the timer* Both of Us: Oooooo.... magic. |
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a device that uses magic power to heat food up. they often make a beeping noise when they are finished working there magic I though i had a well bred microwave , then it goes and uses lanuage like that. how rude!
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Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry. I need to put my dinner in the microwave.
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A girl who will get you warmed up but never cooks you well. A tease. Bro 1: Hey man did you get with that girl from the party last night?
Bro 2: No she was a total microwave. |
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(noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris. Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now. Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot. Me: Thank god I can cook. |
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