gleesterbate
I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.
gleesterbate by Joey Delu December 19, 2010
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gleesterbate
gleesterbate by Joey Delu December 19, 2010
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Guesterbate
The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
gleesturbation
The act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of TV drivel since The View. It is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-Gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.
My roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he "needed to catch up for the next season". If I have to hear that shitty version of Golddigger one more time, Im'ma cut a bitch.
Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde
Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde
gleesturbation by maximillian.arthur April 14, 2010
glassterbate
glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
glassterbate
After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.
glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
Guessterbate
Guessterbate by BigC-RR May 25, 2009
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