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A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.
He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.
glarbon by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005
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Glarbonize 

To be the recipient of male ejaculatory fluid splattered on the lower back.
After pounding away at Scott's ass, Paul pulled out his dick and Glarbonized his back.
Glarbonize by Fred Mercury January 21, 2006

Glargenberry 

It's the same principle as dingleberry, but located in the pubic hair of particularly unkempt females and consisting of dried semen and smegma.
I was about to have sex with this really hot girl but she had really bad glargenberry.
Glarren is the name of one, a human being, who is practically a god, facing danger fearlessly, plowing through mountains of challenges beatting every single one.
glarren by kanasai:p March 3, 2021
A mindboogly silly word. Not known in any form of sentence or example.

Never invented, and never used
"If i ever say Glarble, you might aswell kill me"

"Glarble Glarble Glarble"
Glarbe by Glarbleman December 24, 2004

Glasben Hot Pocket 

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours
I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad
Glasben Hot Pocket by pax_jax June 20, 2016