Ejaculatories: a noun.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.
She swallowed every last bit of his ejaculatories.

Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.
by The Muffin Man May 8, 2004
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To summon evil demons to blow their demonic load on your face.
" Yo this weekend....Ejaculatory Manifestation time!"
' Na man last time i did that with you i had a flaming cum ball blown in my face"
by I<3demoncum May 27, 2010
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The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.
Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.
by hollywoodbackpacker May 6, 2011
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Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!
by Uncle Dewy G December 29, 2016
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The point during sexual intercourse at which the male ejaculation is imminent. The only course of action left to the man is where to deposit his manseed.
"I was railing Anna last night when she mentioned Battlestar Galactica. I immediately reached ejaculatory inevitability and blew my dewshot in her face."
by Butters1 May 14, 2010
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