futtocking

The act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake.

Eg. Talk quietly, don't go upstairs, he's just futtocking. Pour me another glass of wine

futtocking by roydrunner December 21, 2013

fussocking 

fat and hard to handle

My dog is so fussocking.

fussocking by stephaniedawn May 3, 2010

futtbucking 

Similar to a futtbucker which is butt fucker with the letters reversed futtbucking is butt fucking but with the letters reversed

Tyrone: Me and Brody where futtbucking yesterday!
Brody: Yeah we were!

futtbucking by Baraka's Description September 27, 2018

free buttocking 

Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.

Stripteasers indulge in free buttocking.

free buttocking by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012

Funlocking 

Funlocking is the action taken by a game developer in which all parts to their game that can be defined as "Fun" are blocked by either hours of mind numbing grinding or a wallet draining paywall.

Free to play, Free to pay and Pay to win games are a prime example of developers funlocking games for their own gain.

Funlocking by AceArchangel December 24, 2014

Flump Buttocking 

inserting a flump between two buttocks of a female during sex and the male eats it

"Mann last nightt after we got the treats from Tesco's we were totaallyy flump buttocking each other"

Flump Buttocking by Lily_kicks_ass_ October 23, 2007

futbucking 

Snorting cocaine with either a dyslexic man's leg, or a paranoid German woman named Helga's right thigh bone.

I met Helga today in Essen. We were futbucking near that dealer's house all day.

futbucking by greengreg418 February 23, 2011