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funambulist 

(foo-nam-byou-list)

A tight rope walker.
Gohnny Doe Walker's firting with that thin line between love and hate these days. Like a funambulist, about to slip off that toe and fall flat on that puss he/she smerks so "tricky mickey" with.

I wounder if that funambulist is talented enough to walk that line and touch his left toe to his nose, while grabbing his balls screaming, "I found my nutz and they were inside of you!" Just A thought!

Bieng a funambulist is one of the most balanced jobs in the world. They even have the word FUN in thier job description.

Go Figure, but look at the dedication it talkes to be such a talanted funambulist without even the rope between his toes.

That funambulist has skillz!
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Punambulism 

The act of making a controversial, NSFW, and/or offensive pun. Punambulism is a play on words between pun and funambulism (The act of tightrope walking) since when you do punambulism you're usually on thin grounds.
*Pelvic thrusts on grapes* Hey look Johnny, I'm a "grapist"!

Careful there, that's punambulism!
Punambulism by Trerry August 26, 2015
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026