1 definition by nidifacating;spidermonkeykick

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A tight rope walker.
Gohnny Doe Walker's firting with that thin line between love and hate these days. Like a funambulist, about to slip off that toe and fall flat on that puss he/she smerks so "tricky mickey" with.

I wounder if that funambulist is talented enough to walk that line and touch his left toe to his nose, while grabbing his balls screaming, "I found my nutz and they were inside of you!" Just A thought!

Bieng a funambulist is one of the most balanced jobs in the world. They even have the word FUN in thier job description.

Go Figure, but look at the dedication it talkes to be such a talanted funambulist without even the rope between his toes.

That funambulist has skillz!

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