frusterbate 

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.

"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.

frusterbate by running out of patience May 2, 2009

frumpster 

One who dresses unfashionably (outdated) to be fashionable or ironic.

Did you see that frumpster chick? I'll bet her grandma gave her that wolf sweatshirt when she was 10.

frumpster by pulpbeats March 21, 2008

Frusterbated

Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.

or

adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.

Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.

Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.

Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!

Frusterbated by twiggiwig July 22, 2009

frusteresting 

Something, or someone, that is very intriguing and yet at the same time very annoying.

1. The 11-car crash on the highway was very frusteresting to pass by on my way to work. I liked the carnage, but then I was late.

2. The sight of her thong as she bent over was frusteresting. I enjoyed the image, but I also happened to be wearing sweatpants. Shit!

frusteresting by freakingluckymagictruth January 19, 2010

frusteratron 

a miserible oldish man who is grumpy

look at Bob isn't he a frusteratron

frusteratron by fussyballbag January 21, 2011

Frusterbate 

Masterbating out of total frustration.

I frusterbate because my boyfriend is erectilely challenged.

Frusterbate by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

frusterbation by digggzy February 16, 2010