Frosting A Log 

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.

I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.

Frosting A Log by boowack2000 May 20, 2010

Frosting your turd 

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.

Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.

Frosting your turd by Gavroy January 10, 2016

meat frosting 

Bacon

Hey, Did you order that burger with bacon?

Hell yeah! I don't eat any meat without Meat Frosting.

meat frosting by 69eater March 30, 2012

Forstering About 

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

Forstering About by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

vanilla frosting 

glazed in human nectar

she came out of the bedroom with vanilla frosting all over her face.

vanilla frosting by pink sock 4321 December 14, 2010

fustering 

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.

people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish

fustering by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

frosting her cupcakes 

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

frosting her cupcakes by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010