Front royal, VA 

Front royal Virginia is a small town with too many people, it is home to wannabe gangsters, loud mouth rednecks compensating for their incredibly small penis’s with large trucks, enough to make any intelligent woman dry as the desert. Heroin addicts and 23 year old wiggers with monster logo tattooed onto their arm standing outside a ghetto apartment complex letting Bentley, Bentley Anne, and little Grayson Huntlee Gunter scream and torment their neighbors. People in front royal LOVE lung cancer, they can’t get enough lung cancer and even like to give it to others in the form of second hand smoke! The only people who aren’t constantly blowing tobacco in your body or windows are hippie hikers who pretend its a quaint mountain town and then drive back into their fancy ass mountain town and don’t have to deal with the town at all besides the typical stupid tourist locations. Please, for the love of god unless you are white trash, NEVER MOVE HERE!!!!!!

Oh? You live in front royal, VA? I...I’m so sorry.

Front royal, VA by RedneckSaretheantichrist May 30, 2019

Front Royal, Va 

Bumfuck town in Northern Virginia where people like to travel from ridiculous distances to look at leaves and whose natives will NEVER LEAVE, and if they do, they always come back. Known for it's lack of anything to do, it's dumb assed rednecks, and FAR to many cops. A chick gets pulled over for speeding and suddenly there are five cops on the scene. Wtf? Also known for it's strange hangout spots. Mainstreet, 6th Street 7-11, and anywhere were there is either weed or alcohol.

Front Royal, Va? Where the fuck is that?

Front Royal, Va by Ameh Butterfly Girl June 21, 2008

Front Royal, Virginia 

A beautiful little town nestled in the Shenandoah Valley that has been improved drastically by newcomers, who are retired or currently work in the greater DC area. Well known for it's hard line against deviant behaviors of an unruly few, the town is a panacea for those needing an escape from the rat race of the surrounding cities. It has recently become a Mecca of fine dining, boutique shops and lovely seasonal festivals.

Front Royal, VIrginia is the home of a Wine and Craft Festival in Spring, Kris Kringle Festival in winter, Festival of Leaves in Autumn and free live music every Sunday at the Gazebo in the center of town during the summer.

Front Royal, Virginia by Marcof May 18, 2013