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Foggy Deuce 

<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.
Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"

Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."
Foggy Deuce by Mike in Fred September 4, 2008
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Foggy Log 

While taking a shit you strain yourself so hard that you become light-headed.
Rob had eaten bad Chinese food and almost passed out while squeezing out a Foggy Log.
Foggy Log by MaelstromALPHA July 26, 2020
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Foggy Dock

When your gf licks herself like a pussy cat, especially around the clitoris. In order for a girl to be good at foggy docking, she needs to be flexible.

Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.

“Jump in, the cum is warm!”

You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.
Guy 1: My GF gave me a Foggy Dock last night...

Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?

Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters

Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?

Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.

Guy 2: I’m single.
Foggy Dock by Ayyy Lmao... November 4, 2018

Fogeyphile 

A young person who has a fetish for the older person
Pete slept with the 80 year old woman and his girlfriend found out. Out of disgust she said "what are you a fogeyphile?"
Fogeyphile by indybob September 2, 2012
Forgey
(n)
A composite of the engish words 'Forum', in relation to internet based community forums, and 'Orgy', in relation to large sexual encounters with many people of either same of different sex.

A forgey is normally what happens when a thread in a forum goes completely out of hand, and starts to branch into several, microcosmical coversations between isolated groups and couples.

For a new member to the thread, a forgey can be a daunting challenge indeed, both to attempt to get the thread back on track, but also to figure out which part of the conversation they best begin.

The word Forgey was first coined on the Newgrounds Audio portal BBS, in relation to a member named Chronamut, and his activities on the said BBS. Chronamut is a homosexual proffesional music producer, and has declared it his personal job to 'gay the BBS up'. He is very popular, and drags a reasonable sized number of fans.
Topic title: Express your views on contempory music

Person 1: Damn, Gorebastard is drunk again
Person 2: Yeah, what is it this time?
Gorebastard: Vodka, bitches.
Person 3: Woah, what the fuck is going on here?
Person 1: FORGEY!
forgey by Khuskan January 4, 2006

Foggy Bummer 

Doric, Scottish Dialect; "Bumble Bee".
"Aww, it's a wee foggy bummer" ^_^
Foggy Bummer by BlackM4mba September 8, 2009

Foggy Night 

Means it’s on, big time. The conditions have become too perilous to drive and there’s nothing left to do but to coax that hot young stud into the bed and go for the pants party
Dude 1: looks a bit dangerous to drive

Dude 2: certainly does
Dude 1: suppose I better stay the night
Dude 2: yeah you had. Get into bed and get ready, it’s a foggy night