4 definitions by Ayyy Lmao...
When your gf licks herself like a pussy cat, especially around the clitoris. In order for a girl to be good at foggy docking, she needs to be flexible.
Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.
“Jump in, the cum is warm!”
You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.
Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.
“Jump in, the cum is warm!”
You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.
Guy 1: My GF gave me a Foggy Dock last night...
Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?
Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters
Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?
Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.
Guy 2: I’m single.
Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?
Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters
Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?
Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.
Guy 2: I’m single.
by Ayyy Lmao... November 4, 2018
When your dick explodes during sex,
No better way to put it.
This is very common in traps, usually asian woman with short legs, but large torsos.
Also common in girls that look like men when wearing a hoodie
“I just had a shorty, I ain’t even a trap!”
Commonly mistaken with:
Dicksplosion
Ronny Topper
No better way to put it.
This is very common in traps, usually asian woman with short legs, but large torsos.
Also common in girls that look like men when wearing a hoodie
“I just had a shorty, I ain’t even a trap!”
Commonly mistaken with:
Dicksplosion
Ronny Topper
Rodrick: You wouldn’t believe what’s bout to happen!
Diego: What?
Rodrick: I’m bout to have a shorty in yo ass, Nigga Spic!
Diego: OH YEA—
*explodes*
Brendy: (Trap): Hey Sheab, u wanna fuck my ass tonight?
Sheab: YEAHHH EVN THO UMMA GIRL!
Later that night:
Sheab: Brenda! U GAVE ME ANOTHER SHORTY! THIS HURTS SO MUCH!
Diego: What?
Rodrick: I’m bout to have a shorty in yo ass, Nigga Spic!
Diego: OH YEA—
*explodes*
Brendy: (Trap): Hey Sheab, u wanna fuck my ass tonight?
Sheab: YEAHHH EVN THO UMMA GIRL!
Later that night:
Sheab: Brenda! U GAVE ME ANOTHER SHORTY! THIS HURTS SO MUCH!
by Ayyy Lmao... December 10, 2018
Worst word ever made, White Racial Slur
This kid is fucken 346 faced
This kid has a girlfriend, but doesn’t like her. Doesn’t have the confidence to break up with her. This kid could be described as Nigger, Faggot, Whore, Bitch, Horny, Cunt, Gay Cunt, Fat Cunt, Saggy Cunt, and Lubricated Cunt.
He’s all talk
His girlfriend is put under tons of stress cuz this kid is always talking negatively about her behind her back, but whenever she’s in front of him, he acts awkward, and this comes across as cute to the girl.
This kid is fucken 346 faced
This kid has a girlfriend, but doesn’t like her. Doesn’t have the confidence to break up with her. This kid could be described as Nigger, Faggot, Whore, Bitch, Horny, Cunt, Gay Cunt, Fat Cunt, Saggy Cunt, and Lubricated Cunt.
He’s all talk
His girlfriend is put under tons of stress cuz this kid is always talking negatively about her behind her back, but whenever she’s in front of him, he acts awkward, and this comes across as cute to the girl.
Black Man 1: Aye you now that GayE kid, he a wrant nigga!
Black Man 2: Yeah , imma ask if he even likes his girl, Lesby.
Black Nigga 2: Yo, you like Lesby?
GayE: You mean that squinty ass bitchcass hitchcokerniggerfaggot whore? Nah.
Lesby: What?
GayE: OH HEY *sweat from armpits soaks shirt* Wanna fuck me?
Lesby: *blushes* Lemme think about it
Black Man 2: Yeah , imma ask if he even likes his girl, Lesby.
Black Nigga 2: Yo, you like Lesby?
GayE: You mean that squinty ass bitchcass hitchcokerniggerfaggot whore? Nah.
Lesby: What?
GayE: OH HEY *sweat from armpits soaks shirt* Wanna fuck me?
Lesby: *blushes* Lemme think about it
by Ayyy Lmao... December 31, 2019
Ya ever hear of the time when Ronny lost his virginity? Nope? Here we go
Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.
Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.
One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.
She responded, Heyy.
Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.
Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...
And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper
Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.
Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.
One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.
She responded, Heyy.
Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.
Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...
And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper
Guy1: YO BITCHASS NIGGA FINNA GET FUCKEN BEAT FOR CHEATING ON ME
Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!
Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up
Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD
Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!
Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up
Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD
by Ayyy Lmao... June 27, 2019