flense
Archer's mom: "Pam (who's a nosy fat whale), I should have you flensed." (From pretty hilarious show Archer.)
flense by Big Uncle G November 27, 2012
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flensengobble • flense • flenser • Flexsexual • flenge • flemse • fensexual • Flender • flener • Flensing
fenser
When in an argument, the person who is actually being defensive tells the other person to quit being so defensive because they do not want to be called out for defending themselves first.
flemse
A sweet nickname for someone named Flemming.
Used in a danish parody of Harry Potter, in wich Cho Chang is named Flemming. Harry calls Cho Chang Flemse because he think it sounds sweet.
Used in a danish parody of Harry Potter, in wich Cho Chang is named Flemming. Harry calls Cho Chang Flemse because he think it sounds sweet.
Toby Flenderson
The absolute scum of the earth.
See also
- Pure Evil
- Divorced
- Opposite of sexy
- Evil Snail
- Jackass
See also
- Pure Evil
- Divorced
- Opposite of sexy
- Evil Snail
- Jackass
Guy 1:Feck off Toby Flenderson
Guy 2:yeah fuck him
Guy 1: he's got testicles for teeth
Guy 2: he puts his pants on backwards
Guy: man...... fuck Toby Flenderson
Guy 2:yeah fuck him
Guy 1: he's got testicles for teeth
Guy 2: he puts his pants on backwards
Guy: man...... fuck Toby Flenderson
Toby Flenderson by Jskajxn May 6, 2019
Flendering
The act of flendering is simply when one person is flirting with another person yet not using any verbal or physical actions. They are simply flirting back and forth using their facial expressions. This is often seen through "kissy faces", "blushing", "Winky-Dinks", and the "Shrugging of shoulders combined with a slight smirk". A combination of all these result in what is known as floundering.
Felipe: Hey Javier!
Javier: Hey felipe!
Felipe: I enjoyed your use of floundering last night on snapchat
Javier: *Winks *Smirks
Felipe: *Shruggs shoulders while blowing a kissy face and winking his eyes
Carolyne: Wow they are floundering right in front of me.
Flendering- Flirting by using only facial expressions
Javier: Hey felipe!
Felipe: I enjoyed your use of floundering last night on snapchat
Javier: *Winks *Smirks
Felipe: *Shruggs shoulders while blowing a kissy face and winking his eyes
Carolyne: Wow they are floundering right in front of me.
Flendering- Flirting by using only facial expressions
Flendering by Still Not Jab January 25, 2017
Master fensei
One who has mastered the art of finessin. This includes sneaking into music festivals, gettin bitches, stacking mad cheese, etc.
Master fensei by Master Fensei November 15, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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