Flemming

Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave

The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?

by Revengewasneversweeter June 5, 2011

Flemming

To act in a homosexual manner.

Stephen was taking the guys out for drinks and acting flemming in touching guys inappropriately.

by TankOzzy December 1, 2013

Flemming

A sweet, kind guy who cares about everyone and wants to spread his love. He likes tiddies and thighs, and is slightly alcoholic and likes to roll his own cigarettes. Nicknames include Flem, Flemmingo, Flemmington, Flemmy, and Flemboy amongst some.

Camasl: Flemmy’s a bb boy uwu
Katsu: Must protecc Flemming

by Kahahahatsu January 13, 2020

Flem

A common idiot misspelling of "Phlegm", which is "a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways."

Dude, bro, I'm coughing up so much flem today.

It's 'phlegm', you imbecile.

by LadyByrd September 21, 2010

Flem

When your cough is chunky

Person 1: “Wow I have quite the flem build up!“

Person 2: “Go get rid of it in the water fountain.”

by Red_cinchilla May 20, 2020

but flem

when ur taking the girl up the stinker, and u cum in her ass & she farts! voila! u have but flem

by D. Hine September 16, 2003

flem

british word for spit

*hwaaak* ptt

by Biggin hill - Pikey country. April 5, 2003