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fitzprick 

The biggest prick I've ever met in my life, makes you want to hammer nails into your cock everytime you talk to him.
fitzprick: "hey, did you get your bellwork done guys?"
Student: "FUCKING FITZZZZZPRICKKKK"
fitzprick by cody54 January 31, 2010
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dylan Fitzpatrick

little tool man acting like a wool saying is dads gonna stab us ye silly little pussy kid don’t even show his face

Fitzpatrick 

The normanized surname of a powerful Irish clan who once held sway over the territory of Ossory in south-east Ireland; or a descendant thereof. (Orig. Mac Giolla Padraig)
"In 1541 Brian MacGiollaPadraig submitted to Henry VIII and acknowledged him as overlord; terms of the contract involved receiving the name Barnaby Fitzpatrick."
Fitzpatrick by Eoghan7 February 10, 2009

Patty Fitzpatrick

A character from jacksepticeye bitlife series who if you f*ck with will either kill you by biting your skull open or hiring hitman also do not fart next to him he will get hitman to kill you
Coworker: hey have you noticed that anyone who mess with patty Fitzpatrick dies like his wife
Patty Fitzpatrick : oh sh*t he is on to me
Patty Fitzpatrick : yea hitman #69 come on over

Fitzpatrick 

When you punched your friend for no reason and he or she got bruised
When we met at the shop I fitzpatricked Sean.
Fitzpatrick by Krychowiak June 23, 2016

Fitzwrecked 

The act of being drop kicked by a large Irish man. The man must be at least six feet tall, 50% Irish, and 180 pounds.
Woman: "My brother has a cracked sternum and is coughing up blood!"
Man: "Oh my! What happened to him?"
Woman: "He was walking to his 6th hour classroom, when he was Fitzwrecked"
Fitzwrecked by Irish Werewolf August 29, 2010

jacob fitzpatrick 

The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician
jacob fitzpatrick by Jcb2951 May 18, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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