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Fingerlock 

A joining of the four non-thumb fingers, like a horizontal high five, with fingers straight and interlocked, met and squeezed. Most common use: congratulations. Can also be romantic or supportive, a gesture between friends, signifying solidarity.
"Good joke, dude, fingerlock!"

"I'm glad you came, babe, fingerlock me."

"Sweetheart, you'll be okay, fingerlock and forget!"
Fingerlock by Tubetop2012 July 12, 2012
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Fingerlickin' Chicken 

Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
"Whuz acrackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
"Why'ont you save me a juicy breast, OK?
"Huh?"

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007

fingerlicadent 

Something, or someone, so fine and deliciously awesome, that during and/or after an encounter, you lick your fingers.
Friend 1: So who was that I spotted doing the jizzrun this morning?
Friend 2: Just a hottie I met last night, she was so fingerlicadent, I'm not gonna wash my hands all day!

Diner to Chef: I must say, this fois gras is quite fingerlicadent!
fingerlicadent by Nang Errs September 27, 2013

Fingerclickin Good 

When a web site has enjoyable, high quality content - resulting in repeat visits and good word of mouth.

Coined by Litany Webb, of Blogger notoriety.
"Damn, that porn site is fingerclickin good."

and

"Damn, Kato and Robin's blogs are fingerclickin good."
Fingerclickin Good by litany May 13, 2005

Fingerjack 

Jack ones finger into the vagina or anus of a female counterpart. Hopefully while she is drunk or passed out.
I took home a nasty skank from Casey's Bar last night, and proceeded to fingerjack the drunk bitch while she slept in the passenger seat.
Fingerjack by The Heeb December 21, 2008