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Don't be fooled! This person is not just his body. He is laughter, happiness, seriousness and love all in one. When he walks past, you will always look twice. The ball of energy when you're out which is sorely missed when not there.
1. Girl (tripping over her over own feet): oops, sorry, but I just saw a Werner walking past.

2. Guys and Girls at a party:

Guy: DAM, this party is boring!

Girl: Yeah, it sucks ass!

Guys and Girls: We need a Werner around here!
by Hippie4Supermanou May 03, 2013
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Knows as Werries, Winawerner or Vern (but thats mostly for the English speaking...)

Bright, happy, terrible spellers, full of love, will always support you and point out the things you should be grateful for. Bad memories but they tend to make up for it with surprises. What they do best is remind you that everything will always be okay.

They are everything and all in one. More, you do not need.
1. I wish I had a Werner in my life!

2. I wish I could turn my work into a Werner, I'd become a workaholic!
by Hippie4Supermanou May 03, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A name to adress any person whos real name you do not know

This name suits especially well when someone does stupid things or is very nosy.
Who is that Werner there?

Hey Werner! Get out of the road man!
by werneronair July 30, 2016
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