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Flumping 

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.
Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.
Flumping by Flump-Master April 27, 2015

Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)
Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

Flumping Ass 

A Butt that is big and white and bounces alot when jumping.
Bkdavill: Hey Nick, you see that girls ass shaking?

Nick: Yeah but this chick over here has a Flumping Ass.
Flumping Ass by Bkdavill August 24, 2010

Flumping 

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.
"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"
Flumping by yagoah April 22, 2009

flumping 

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.
The flumping king flumped me last night.
flumping by Matthew Cook October 1, 2005

Flumping 

When two mammals cram large quantities of marshmallows down each other's ears
Guy one: Man, I couldn't believe it when my gf said that she didn't think flumping was fun.
Guy two: Dude, dump her weird ass.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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