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1. walrus
When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus
She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.
by Jeff & Brandon Dec 31, 2002 share this
2. Walrus
1) A large mammal with the second largest penis in the world. Spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself

2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates
- "Did you see that walrus!"
- "How could I not...he took up the whole couch!"
3. walrus
On november 9th, 1969, Paul McCartney of The Beatles supposedly died in a car crash, resulting in a long train of supposed clues in songs and on album covers after that. Examples of such clues would be what the Beatles are wearing on the cover of Abbey Road, Paul wearing a Walrus suit on the cover of Magical Mystery Tour, and the song I Am the Walrus. The term Walrus at the time meant someone who was dead, so this implied that Paul was indeed dead. Then on the White Album on the song Glass Onion (a coffin with a glass top) John Lennon sings "Well here's another clue for you all: The Walrus was Paul", meaning that Paul was supposedly dead. Of course, he's still alive and well. This was all just a hoax.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, koo koo ka'choo!
by Drew Ward Aug 13, 2005 share this
4. Walrus
Verb: To Walrus: To laze around like a walrus, preferably lying down as a walrus does on the beach.
I'm too tired to go out today, think i'm just going to have a walrus day at home; I'm just going to walrus around today.
5. walrus
When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.
She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.
by Chris Feb 8, 2005 share this
6. Walrus
To steal rushing touchdowns in football, usually associated with Goal line backs.
A)LenDale White rushed for 10 yards on 9 carries, Walrusing two touchdowns from Chris Johnson.

B)Tim Tebow sets up to pass, fakes, and takes off Walrusing his way for a touchdown
7. Walrus
A much older male seeking physical and/or emotional relations of a more permanent nature with younger women.

When an old pervert preys upon the younger women
His mother is a Cougar, always preferring younger men. That older man is a Walrus, the younger the better for him, ( as long as they are of legal age )
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