faternity

A group of people, usually overweight, in college, and have set rules and guidelines in order to be members of a faternity. Usually consisting, of using framps, eating regimens, exercise guidelines, diet plans, etc.

"Damn Lenny, you should join our faternity, we are electing a new lunch special supervisor next week."

by pandajoi January 18, 2005

faternity

a bunch of guys jerking off on a cracker, the last one to come has to eat the cracker.

Ed: We just did a faternity, im still hungry

by Terezza December 25, 2018

Faternity

A society at American universities for obese cunts.

Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...

by Bayesoir December 30, 2020

Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.

Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2020