8 definitions by MomFatale

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Derogatory term implying trashiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, and total worthlessness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race and gender.
Hey Ashley, why don't you eat my pussy sandwich, you hotel mattress clapstain?
by MomFatale September 29, 2011

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College girl of questionable morals or intelligence, who dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle for Frat boys.
You better glove up before you shag Allison, she's a Fraternity Girl.
by MomFatale September 29, 2011

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Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.
I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.
by MomFatale February 27, 2012

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So drunk that you piss yourself while passed out.
Mike pissed out on my couch last night. That dude owes me a new couch now.
by MomFatale February 28, 2012

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Female reproductive organs.
My grandmother doesn't have her lady giblets any longer.
by MomFatale December 23, 2013

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Sage advice given.
I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.
by MomFatale September 20, 2014

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Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.
"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
by MomFatale October 31, 2014

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