Farlking 

The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.

This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.

I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.

I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.

Farlking by TOTH May 26, 2013

fartening 

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.

Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....

fartening by rustyn January 13, 2008

fartening 

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

fartening by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009

Farling 

The act of creeping on young females who are 2 or more grades below you. Farling is a gerund of the term FARL which defines a male who exemplifies a complete creepy, selfish, douche. To spot someone Farling they typically sport faux hawks, bro shades, and nasty facial hair. Farlers have a tendency to crash parties, carry 30 packs, wear snapback head accessories and brainwash innocent freshmen. Farlers for whatever reason seem to be bred in LAX bro environments. This usually leads to them earning several restaining orders from the women they Farl. (also known as Farlees)

"Blake was Farling so hard on that sophomore at the party tonight."

"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"

Farling by The FarlMaster March 10, 2012

Farketing 

Farketing means false-marketing. This is when companies advertise things about their business that are simply not true. This could be a zoo saying they have great wildlife and only having 3 birds.

Guy1: Hey how come the birdlife zoo only had 3 birds?
Guy2: It's just classic Farketing.

Farketing by The Hip Swede September 25, 2016

Farveing 

Flip-Flopping, indecisiveness

I was farveing between getting up or staying in bed.

Farveing by Monongahela July 10, 2009

Farmering 

The act of being a farmer. Not to be confused with farming which is what farmers do.

John: Hey Steve! Guess what I did this weekend.
Steve: What?
John: Farmering like a boss!

Farmering by grigs August 9, 2012