fapspuration

That which inspires a hearty fap. Masturbation inspiration.

Thanks bro, the picture you texted me of that girl was some great fapspuration!

by PowerFap October 24, 2011

Fapspiration

The thing or person to which one faps.

"Dude, Dirty 'Stasia was fapspiration last night."

"Ew, bro. Mine was Sammie T."

"Good call."

by SexyBear June 2, 2012

fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011

Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.

"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"

by Teh Masked Wang March 31, 2005

Fapsturbation

Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

by DeadlyPancake October 9, 2008

Fapsturbation

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.

Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.

by Faghat July 29, 2012

Fappulation

n - the act of masturbating to the highest class of material available.

Lord Macartney was impeached for Acts of Fappulation

by Phillip Carroll January 16, 2012