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To fast pass a ride or something in disney world with your special fast pass tickets. Means Fast passing action, shortened to fapack.
Hey lets go fapack the tower of terror.

Lets fapack this.
fapack by Jay Preezy July 4, 2007
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A card game based on the card game "Blackjack" where players fap instead of wagering cash.

Rules:
1. Dealer begins a hand by dealing 2 cards to each player, including themselves. All cards are visible to all players, except the dealer's first card. (Dealer does know value of their first card.)
3. Players choose to "Hit" (dealt another card) or "Stand" (hold with cards they have.)
4. Hands adding up to more than 21 "bust", and loose that round. (A = 1 or 11, J, Q & K = 10, all other are their given value.)
5. Dealers must "hit" if their hand is below 17, or "stand" if equal or above.
6. If dealer gets "blackjack" (is dealt 21 on initial deal of a hand) or has highest hand, all players lose that hand.
7. Player with the highest hand, after all other have busted or chosen to stand, wins the round. (Multiple players can win round with a tie.)
8. Dealer chooses penalty (duration & intensity of faps) when players lose a hand.
9. Players that cum are out of the game.
10. Players that get "blackjack" (21 on first deal of a hand) earn a "rest" point they can later redeem to op-out of a given penalty.
11. If dealer busts, dealer removes an article of clothing and/or does something incrementally more sexually arousing for remaining players than dealer's last bust.
12. Last player that didn't cum, wins. (Alt.: Players that survive preset number of rounds win.)
13. Dealer will "finish" winner off (make player cum) in the way advertised to players before start of game.
Would you like to play a game of FapJack?
FapJack by fapnipper May 22, 2020
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Fapacity 

When masturbating no longer yields any fluid. You have masturbated all that you can: you have reached your fapping capacity. Your fapacity.
I was at it all day, it took 6 tries before I reached my fapacity.
Fapacity by Hermetic2 January 19, 2013
the higher evolutionary stage of flapjack from owl house
flapack is ůife
flapack by ODRAN August 8, 2022
The sound of your hand and foreskin when your masterbating with exagerated force.

For smaller penises:
The sound of the bottom of your fist hammering at your wet testicle bag.
Just finished watching “50 shades of grey”. Im going home to fapacka now.
fapacka by 0712 February 23, 2018
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Variation of the word 'fuck'.
Used to accent the original swear word in order to show gravity of situation, stress levels or amazement.
So now my prosthetic cock is still up her and It's been too long for me to say anything. Faaack!
faaack by facesitter November 29, 2009
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