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Hey girl did you see Magic Mike last night. Yeah hun, permanently marked on my fap map.
Fap map by Fap map October 6, 2017
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A map where you try to get as many location markers of where you have fapped.
Jared: Hey bro, I just checked fap map, you fapped in Arizona!?
Jake: You bet your sweet ass I did.
Fap Map by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021
A person's internet history after watching excessive amounts of pornography.
Their path through porn sites can be followed, step by step.
Dude! You better delete your fap map before your girlfriend gets home.
fap map by jayclough December 13, 2010

Map it and Fap it 

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
Map it and Fap it by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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