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A map where you try to get as many location markers of where you have fapped.
Jared: Hey bro, I just checked fap map, you fapped in Arizona!?
Jake: You bet your sweet ass I did.
by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021
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The moist flow that rolls off the mouth sides, front, and bottom. This proceeds after a putrid shot of liquor.
Clay: Oh hey buddy how them quick spits?
Brycen: I’ll never take a shot of jägermeister again.
by PorkLover69 July 23, 2021
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