facepic

Not to be confused with it's video counterpart, the faceflick, a facepic is a picture that "just has to go on facebook".

"OMG, that is such a facepic!"

"Dude...total facepic right there!"

facepic by B. LaBoon April 10, 2008

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

facedick 

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

face pic 

A photo predominantly of your face, similar to a portrait photo showing your head and shoulders.

"Do you have a face pic so I can see what you look like?"

face pic by Jay Greenfield August 7, 2018

Facekicker 

A glass full of hard alcohol.

If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.

Facekicker by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009

facepillow 

Prior to insertion, your girlfriend gives you "the look" aka the bonerkiller, resulting in an instant limp dick and complete humiliation. The guy then collapses in shame, burying his face in the pillow and crying immensely.

Bro 1: yo did you stick it in that girl last night?

Bro 2: nah man, she gave me the look and i just facepillowed.

facepillow by mesohorny12asdfghjkl March 22, 2012

Facedick 

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

Facedick by MasterBunny February 9, 2013