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facelicker
Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.
facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020
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facepic • face pica • facedick • facekicker • Facepillow • facepipe • faceticles • facebicker • facebickerer • facebickery
facedick
facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009
face pic
face pic by Jay Greenfield August 7, 2018
Facekicker
If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.
Facekicker by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009
facepillow
Prior to insertion, your girlfriend gives you "the look" aka the bonerkiller, resulting in an instant limp dick and complete humiliation. The guy then collapses in shame, burying his face in the pillow and crying immensely.
Bro 1: yo did you stick it in that girl last night?
Bro 2: nah man, she gave me the look and i just facepillowed.
Bro 2: nah man, she gave me the look and i just facepillowed.
facepillow by mesohorny12asdfghjkl March 22, 2012
Facedick
Facedick by MasterBunny February 9, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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