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the act of abruptly closing your facebook browser window when you see someone you are avoiding is chat available/online.

Logging off quickly to avoid possible unwanted chat texts/comments from coming in.

i tried to check out that link you sent me on facebook, but when i saw Jen was on chat, i quickly pulled a faceduck out of there.

faceduck by ajf541 January 1, 2011

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facedick

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

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faceduck • facedick • facefucker • facebucks • FaceMucked • facebucket • Facebuck Wild • facedicking • facefuckable • facefuckenomics

facefuck

To grab the back of someones head, stick your dick in their mouth and then ram it down their throat repeatedly. Good style will result in good gag-reflex action

Jane got facefucked

If you don't shut up I'm gonna facefuck you

facefuck by mr_pr August 5, 2006

facefuckenomics

making money fucking faces

i told her the big money in porn was pov deepthroat thats just basic facefuckenomics

facefuckenomics by myxxxpovnetwork November 14, 2021

facefuck

to stick your dick inside one's mouth and repeatedly jab it down their throat.

I want to facefuck Joe Contreras.

facefuck by corpse grinder July 11, 2003

Facefuck

When someone is having sex with someones face eg: when a guy grabs a girl by the back of her head and vigorously pushes her face onto his cock fucking her mouth just like her pussy or ass

#Mick grabbed Renee by the back of her head and shoved her face onto his cock shoving his hard cock into her mouth and fucked her face so hard and fast like he just did to her pussy Renee knew her face was about to be facefucked hardcore

Facefuck by Likeabossbitch June 25, 2016

facebucket

What my grandma calls "Facebook"

Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay?

facebucket by stillaudreyesque November 10, 2009

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026