the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.
a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.
by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009
Get the facebook stakeoutmug.