facebook snyper
someone who stays on facebook just to IM his/her friends once they log on and ruin their facebook experience
facebook snyper by ShittyLiddy January 6, 2010
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Person A: Man I left that crazy bitch at the other club time to cut loose.
Person B: Well don't look know but she just walked in and is coming this way.
Person A: How the fuck did she find me. Aww shit Mike just tagged me here on facebook. Fucking facebook sniper.
Person B: Well don't look know but she just walked in and is coming this way.
Person A: How the fuck did she find me. Aww shit Mike just tagged me here on facebook. Fucking facebook sniper.
Facebook Sniper by Bondito007 May 6, 2011
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Facebook sniper
Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.
Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.
Facebook sniper by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009
Facebook Sniper
Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
Facebook Sniper by Nesredep July 5, 2010
facebook Sniper
That one guy/girl who you barely know (maybe you had one class with them, in middle school, and you don't remember them ever saying anything to you, and you only ever heard them speak...once) you accepted a friends request from them and then they randomly comment on an update that you post on your facebook even though you never actually talk to them.
facebook Sniper by The Rabblerouser April 30, 2009
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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