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Definitions by PhyllisDean

subconscience 

(n.) The part of you that punishes you for things you wouldn't admit to feeling guilty about. This can be through subconscious actions that fuck you in the ass later, or through giving you especially bad physical effects (hangover, half-baked-ness at school, etc.)
I left an empty beer can on my desk and my pops found it. Damn my subconscience.

I woke up feeling like Courtney Love had given me a working-over with a rubber mallet and Andre the Giant was giving me the Heimlich. Must be my subconscience punishing me for the thing with the beer and the tequila and Cindy and the strawberry jam and the passenger seat that we tore out of that Cadillac. God I hate Thursdays.
subconscience by PhyllisDean November 26, 2009

Facebook camper 

Someone who is constlantly on Facebook waiting to ambush any of his or her "friends" who will reciprocate and lure them into a drawn-out chat session consisting solely of the past few days' trivial occurrences. Facebook camping has led to the phenomenon of Facebook sniping.
Facebook camper: Hey. Guess what I just saw!
Facebook sniper: is offline
Facebook camper by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

Facebook sniper

Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.
Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.
Facebook sniper by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

vegeterianarian 

JR: "Hey, let's go eat someone."
Me: "We have to make sure they're vegetarian first. I'm a vegeterianarian."
vegeterianarian by PhyllisDean August 6, 2009

Little Chocolate Donuts

John Belushi attributes all of his Olympic gold medals to little Chocolate Donuts - the breakfast of champions.
vomit (from the thai)
child vomits

Old Man: "Yik yak!"
yik yak by PhyllisDean August 6, 2009

At ease, men 

The command for every male in the room to nonchalantly put one hand down the front of his pants as though there were a pocket there.
"A-tennn-SHUN!"

"At ease, men."
At ease, men by PhyllisDean August 5, 2009