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Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD) 

This happens when you are so addicted to Facebook that you keep going to your Facebook even though you don't have that much things to do on Facebook or ran out of apps or games to play. So in the end you will jut scroll up and down and keep on reading your friends' updates and stuffs. It is like you feel a need to go to your Facebook homepage every now and then even you know that you got nothing much to do there.
"Hey why is it like I see you using Facebook forever when you are just reading other people's updates and doing nothing else?"

"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."

"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."
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Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP) 

Obsessive Complusive Facebook Poker (OCFP) is when someone has nothing to do on Facebook but poke people. Similar to Obsessive-Complulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD), this addictive behavior will occur when people have no buisness being on Facebook, but feel the need to be on there anyways. Poking soon there after becomes an addiction and the person feels the need to constantly poke friends.
Friend: Why does Jake keep poking you on Facebook? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

Pokee: I don't know? I just poked him back, and minutes later I recieved another poke from him. I think he is a Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)!

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026