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Explooge 

To have a gigantic explosion of splooge/jizz. Verb
Derek explooged into Alyssa's eyes with so much force that she was never able to see again.
Explooge by CarpSauce February 19, 2015
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exploger 

Explode in an ogre like fashion.
Tyrone just explogerd all over my swamp!
exploger by nitrogencooled April 26, 2014

Exsplooged 

1. When an individual has multiple genital piercings, and they prolong ejaculation so long that it explodes out of the piercing holes.

2. When an individual has withheld from intercourse for a while (and the splooge increase exponentially in volume)and the resulting ejaculation is so large that it overflows or explodes out of the condom.
1.a) Jason lost a stud when he exsplooged at the drive in.

1.b) Karl exsplooged so hard last night that it left a mark on his forehead.

2.a) Gorge explooged in Cindy last night after not having had sex in a year. Cindy is now preggers.

2.b) Donna wasn't pleased when she accidentally swallowed a piece of condom, that had exploded down her throat from Mark's exsploogion.

exploogification

The act of shooting one’s semen on a willing sex partner before actual coitus
I am just plain not going to go masterbate when I have a willing sex partner right there. I will take my chances on early exploogification.

-Frank
exploogification by beanmedic February 27, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026