| 1. | Rum Exasperation | ||
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An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone? Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why. Other Pirate 1: What happened to him? Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation. |
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