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A really hot black man who has a GYAT and a 20 inch cock
Look at Esomchi’s big penis! I can’t resist!
Esomchi by Esomchi March 19, 2023
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ewomc • Esomchi • ewoc • EWOM • Esomchukwu • etomchi • ewoch • Ewoma • ewomen • Ewonchuk
A strong independent very handsome / Beautiful male / female that's always happy and tries his / her best to make everyone around him / her happy .

Ewoma can be very nasty atimes but the love in his/her heart can solve a countries problem in a blink of an eye .

He / she has more than enough goodness in the heart to share , also badly short-tempered when treated unjustly or badly .

Ewoma also means goodness or blessings . It's originates from the isoko tribe in Delta State, Nigeria
I saw Ewoma today and he made me laugh so much I cried and had a stitch
Ewoma by Trizzyfroze February 4, 2020
An ewoch is the complete opposite of a chode. It’s a penis that is incredibly long and extremely skinny. Ewochs tend to not gain any size when erect but merely become hard and upright.
Ben: Dude look at that. His cock is like 7 inches floppy, and its really skinny.
Tim: I know. It’s called a ewoch, And im proud of it.
ewoch by J shizzle3000 June 12, 2008
Guy 1 - Dude she's not my girlfriend.
Guy 2 - She might as well be you're ewocing hard right now
ewoc by KingTriton September 13, 2011
Originates from Nigeria (Igbo language), which literally means: " I praise God".

It's an uncommon unisex name. He/she has a strong unique personality. They are usually artistic, versatile and creative. They are focused and actualize whatever they set their mind on. Pacesetters in their sphere of contact, fun loving and adventurous beings, never scared of trying new escapades. Etomchis are the best kind of friends because they have an endearing aura of guestfriendliness. They see beauty in everybody and optimism in every situation. Etomchis are cute especially when they smile. Though they can be perceived as stubborn at times, due to their strong-willed nature.
Wow! He possesses unique admirable qualities. He must be definitely Etomchi.
etomchi by Tomsybabe March 19, 2017
A name originating from the Igbo tribe. The name means (Esom) Colour (Chi) dirt. Colour of Dirt.
Esomchi was looking extra esomchi today!
Esomchi by Foot in Pankake October 24, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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